I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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