You're my little dorito
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
