your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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