Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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