Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
