Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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