i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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