I've blown a few things in my day
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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