We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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