Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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