you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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