fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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