I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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