Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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