You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
