Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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