Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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