Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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