420 ftw
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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