Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I think people are normalizing furries
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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