I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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