That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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