The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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