Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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