I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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