And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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