We won't sleep together?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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