I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
