Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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