It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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