last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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