I feel like abortions should bother me more
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
My penis needs a shock collar
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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