Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i can juggle bunnies
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on fire
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm really busy with my period
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