My nipple is on Facebook.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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