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he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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