I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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