I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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