No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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