yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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