at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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