He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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