Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Acid is not a monday night drug
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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