Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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