My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
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honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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