girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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