Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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