come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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