recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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