How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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