what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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