Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
PS: I just woke up from my shower
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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