I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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