So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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