Already got asked if we're dating
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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